Thank goodness to our young starlets in Hollywood who have been doing us proud. Kudos to GQ Most Stylish Man of The Year, Ashton Kutcher for leading the charge followed closely behind by heartthrob Justin Timberlake. Ashton dating Demi and Justin having the likes of Janet Jackson and Cameron Diaz at the wave of his pinkie is a breath of fresh air. My world makes sense to me again.

Sorry to sound like a cynic and burst your bubbles ladies, but romanticizing about an older man based on his power, stature, charisma, grace and whatever qualities you might think of just simply screams out the resounding notion of "Gold Digger." Call me shallow, myopic nay even sardonic if you may though I am sure that the rest of hoi polloi would agree with me. Rather then to vent your anger towards me, it might prove more worthwhile to take some therapy from the delusion that has set upon you. Just remember, with the good comes the bad. From Amazon-dense back hair to saggy balls and a Viagra dependent sex life to name a few, one wonders if the tradeoff is even worthwhile.

Hey but what am I grabbling about? In due time it will be my turn to fall into the category of the "older man." Maybe in some miraculous turn of events or by the unparalleled persuasive power of this column, I might just find myself a very lonely unwanted old man. As for now, I urge all you nubile young ladies to strike while the iron is hot. Enjoy the careless freedom that only a younger fella can provide. Boozing over football games, tailgate parties, wild spring break road trips across the country, having endless sex like bunnies, etc. We have the passport to commit whatever debauchery and decadence before society brands us as responsible individuals. And when the time comes for me to step into that older man stage in life, you will be hearing me whistle a different tune about women.