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For those people, things and events that just righteously pissed us off. The Perp Shit List is a free-for-all bitchfest -- feel free to Submit-A-Perp and how they (or it!) pissed you off. We are looking forward to it!
There are currently 32
Perpetrations in 7 categories,
with more on the way! Sparky Well Sparky is an online player. He takes his sweet time talking up women and pretending he's not interested in a relationship until he's got you hooked. He plans and calculates and knows just what to say. I'm not a completely naive woman but, he sure fooled me and he will fool you too if he gets the chance! He plays the "moral" guy, the funny sensitive guy who isn't into a relationship because his ex hurt him so bad and besides he has to "care" for his kid and his brother. He's got a real hard life to hear him tell it but, he tries sooo hard to keep his chin up. He likes single mothers because he "admires" women. Nothing could be further from the truth!! Get to know him and he gets verbally, emotionally and financially abusive.... He's got a fictious son with Cancer and he scams people out of money saying he can't pay his medical bills and his little boy is at deaths door. There IS NO little boy. He lies about his job saying he is a studio "musician" he actually sits on his ass all day spending other people's money on toys for himself. To say that being scammed by this charming asshole pisses me off is a major understatement.The fucker still owes me six thousand dollars. He's broken into my kids email. to spy on me and then verbally abused me when he found things in there that were none of his sorry assed business to begin with. He claims he is an ex soldier who went to Bosnia. LIE. He will cry into his shoes about how scarred he was from his "war" experiences. I think I'll just go tell some real vets that he is impersonating them online to get people to feel sorry for him, let's see if "they" can straighten him out!! He's good at sucking people in,and a complete zero at accepting any responsibility for his criminal actions. OH I almost forgot he's already got a criminal record that of course he conceals. When I found out the truth he told me he would pay me back but, I haven't seen a dime yet. He had to get drunk to tell me. Well, he has to get drunk to deal with any problem at all. Then he makes ME out to be the bad guy. He's a complete NARCISSIST!!! And a dangerous soul destroying asshole. He is completely devoid of any feelings for others tho he is very good at pretending to have them. He once told me he never grieved anyone in his family who had passed away. He's never grieved anyone. He says he "choses" not to. What he means is I'm incapable of grieving because I cannot feel anything if it isn't about ME, ME, ME. And YOU are insignificant. Only *I* matter, therefore I can scam, lie, hurt, destroy at my leisure. Well FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, you haven't heard the last of me yet and when you finally get what is coming to you it ain't gonna be pretty. The only sex you'll be having is with Bubba in the showers at the big house. YOU are at the top of my shitlist buddy and oh, how I long for the day when you find out exactly what that means. It won't be long so live it up while you have the chance!! And any other women you are stealing from will be right by my side when that day comes honey. OH! You are in for SUCH a big surprise!! When we are done with your sorry ass you will know the true meaning of the word "Malicious Bitch!!!" As you used to say "Karma is a bitch" you're about to find out how right you were.
AlmostEX After almost 15 years of marriage the jackass who I called my husband was not only screwing 2 other women (there's probably more) but one of them is pregnant! This lowlife piece of shit had 3 cell phones to keep us all straight.. that way he didn't send the wrong girl the wrong message. I'm lucky I don't have a friggin disease from this a-hole. He told all of us he loved us, had sex with all of us and lied his ass off to all of us. He is a vile, lieing, betraying sack of shit who's turned my life into a Jerry Springer episode. My best revenge will be a new life better than the circus he's made of his own. My message to you ladies.. Never settle!! If a man lies to you in the beginning, if you've caught him talking to other girls.. walk!! He's not worth it!!
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lt biatch she is a malicious, coniving little whore and she needs to have her attitude kicked right off the face of your earth. if i had an ugly stick i would beat her already elf/troll looking ass up. she thinks that her shit dont stink and that she is better than everyone.. well, i got news for little miss biatch, she is number one on my shit list!!!!!!
lucky's best damn bud well I thoght he was the shit but oh my God was I wrong he just lied constantly made up excusses & lil kiddy shit he did was just enough 2 get on any body's shitlist my friends say skip da bullshit and go wit him but i say no once u kick them 2 da curb that's it skip it after that shit
Abby She blames the world for her own mistakes! She couldn't keep her legs closed, so she got pregnant and has to take care of a cute, innocent little girl while trying to get a degree in radiology (she has a job at SC hospital in Chi-town). She hates her life because it's hard for her to work, stay in school, and take care of an angel. Plus, the wretch is 26 and still lives at home with mommy and daddy because she is a mommy herself but she still wants to make her dreams come true. She is quite content to blame the world for her own problems beacause she is a trollop who loves sex so much that she can't wait until she is married! I am not one to condemn women for making such mistakes. Hell, we all make mistakes! I will not, however, tolerate an uppity slut condemning decent people.
Womanizers CP was the greatest lover you could ever want. The only problem is he went after un-happily married women and tried to seduce them away from their husbands. He did this to at least 4 women at one time that I know of; maybe even more. He liked to target women that had serious illnesses such as ovarian cancer or MS. He also liked to go for women who had husbands deployed in Iraq. He made them feel they were the love of his life; he could cry; he could write wonderful letters; he could sit and just kiss you for hours; he could be what ever you needed him to be. The only problem is that he was asking 4 of us to marry him at one time. Then once we all found out and one of us aborted his baby, he hooiked up three months latter and married the woman; who he left after a few weeks to go to Iraq himself. Now he is back in the states; I wonder if he is already cheating on her.
Yet Another CP We "fell in love in Germany and he told me I was the "love of his life." He asked me to marry him; courted me big time. Only problem is he was telling other women the same things (at least for the last two years we were together). Told Anna he would have kids with her (she was recovering from ovarian cancer). Lied to Breanna (she had MS). Lead on his college professor and probably also involved with his subordinate in the Army, Got Sharon pg (she was also recovering from ovarian cancer) she had an abortion when she found out he was involved with me and lost her last ovary due to infection. Ps we were all married and he was trying to convince us to leave our marriages for his promise of a happier life. Knowing all the time he was lying to us; we thought we wwer the "only one." So we have formed a sisterhood of the yaya so to speak. Oh and three months after Sharon had the abortion (her husband was in Iraq) he hooks up with another woman from his past who has now married him despite his history of being a womanizer. See my web page under sarajane29.
CP Lead me on for 5 years about how I was the "love of his life" the only problem is he was telling other women the same thing. Most of us were married and he kept after us to leave our husbands for him; then when we were ready to he decided he couldn't really give us what we had in our marriages. In the mean time he knocked up one of the women and she had to have an abortion because her husband was in Iraq; she ended up loosing her last ovary (she was fighting ovarian cancer); another woman also fighting ovarian cancer was ready to leave her husband for him; a third had MS; and the other 2/3 were just miserable in their marriages. Needless to say he is good at what he does.
Minimum wage workers who know you need their assistance Power in the wrong hands is just fucking dangerous. By wrong hands, I mean the minimum slave waqge worker at the reception desk for say, the phone company or Northeast useless-tilities. Yoiu know the people who make you wait because it is the only power they have and they feel like you should know it! Get a degree, get a real job and then let's talk about respect!
Doctor DOG He portends to be a "Relationship Coach", strutting his degree's and his "expertise" at 'coaching' people into working on troubled relationships. He focuses on WOMEN because everyone knows that women are more interested in making relationships work than MEN are. But WHAT is he focusing on? Why whether he can get into their heads and their beds of course! And don't forget their pocket books... oh no.. don't forget the BILL for his SERVICES! He and his tactics should be added to the "Dating an Intellectual" Rant, because he's got some tricks that the others Jackasses haven't quite caught onto yet. I'm sure he'll teach them.. through his prophetic words of wisdom! Oh.. I can't wait to Advertise his business LOLOL He'll have clients BEATING DOWN THE DOOR to get AT him.
Phone Duckers Anyone who doesn't return a phone call. Man, listen... If you don't want to talk to me, fine. If you just don't have time, that's fine too. But dammit, don't tell me "Let me call you back" if I'm not going to hear from you for a week and a half. This is not just about guys, who are, admittedly, the worst perpetrators, but business associates, school officials, and so many more. It doesn't take but a few minutes to pick up the phone and update someone on a situation. Because of morons like this, my son has yet to be assigned to a school this year! It's freakin' January! WTF?!? Because of people like this, I didn't have a class schedule until the second day of classes (of course I missed my first class). If you ever, EVER say you'll call someone back, do it. Otherwise, just say, 'I don't have time for you'. It may be a sucky response, but dammit, at least the person will know what to expect.
Ex-Relatives Who Refuse to Leave You know her. She's the one who is always talking shit about everyone and everything. She's the one who can do no wrong; everything about her is perfect, or at least that's what she wants everyone to think. She continuously has her nose all up in everyone else's business and has an opinion about all that others do, say or think. And her opinions are never nice. You can tell her to fuck off. But that won't do any good because she feels that it's her mission in life to try to bring you down to her level so that she can beat you. No one in your family will confront her for fear of, well, a confrontation. She is the ultimate drama queen and eventhough you know you can outmanuver her coniving one track mind with your keen sense of perception and truth, your family begs you not to make waves. Waves? Who said anything about waves? You had something more akin to a Tsunami in mind. She knows that no matter how perfect she may appear to others, she can never be as comfortable in her onw body nor as happy with her own life as you are with yourself. And it's because of this that she's made you a target. It's been said that "with friends like these you don't need enemies." But she's neither friend nor foe. She's an ex-in-law. And it's suddenly becoming crystal clear to you why the seemingly perfect union between her and your favorite cousin is no more.
Bellys, Buttons, and Flab Speaking of fashion, which I consider myself to be quite the fashion expert, this Belly Button fashion really galls me! Why do ALL the girls think they can wear it? Im no prude don't get me wrong, I had my turn flashing my belly button in my hip hugger bell bottoms back in the 70s but so did all the skinny girls! But today give me a break! I see more FAT bellys hanging out than skinny ones. We would of been mortified in my era to ever show such flab! What is with the girls today, have they no pride in themselves. And the pearcing! How dumb can you get, this to will go out of style, just like the hip hugger bell bottoms of the 70s So will the tatoos. Then where will these freeks be?
No Fair... his name SHOULD Be used! SSG Backstabber SSG BS came back to our unit from Iraq and has disgraced everyone with his put downs towards every other NCO and our CO. He makes promises that WE can't keep, hits on his junior soldiers (fratranization!) in front of everyone, interrupts the CO when she's talking to "correct" her (even in front of the CG) - and he's Fucking WRONG! He writes illiterate emails to our HQ telling them how no one else in the unit knows how to take a photograph or write a news story. He puts down other NCO's to new privates and tells them they are "no talent fuckups", undermining the authority and respect those solders should have for them. He 'hits on' female junior soldiers, including rubbing their backs and patting their butts - in front of everyone. He makes comments to them like he's their daddy and tells stories about the teenagers he's been dating (he's 38). He talks to everyone like they are stupid and clueless, even people who have been in the service and doing this job for 10-15 years loger than he has. When he was in Iraq the unit he went with dumped him with another one because they couldn't take his overbearing, arrogant, narcississtic attitude and behavior. He got dumped by three other units over there for the same things. They'd just leave him somewhere... and the dumb fuck never did figure it out. Now he whines that everyone is 'against' him, and has no respect for him. WTF! Whole new meaning to "Friendly Fire" is in the offing!
People That Piss Me Off by Leslie Duke There are some people in this world that really piss me off. They're the people that do ignorant things without apologizing. They're the people that only care about themselves. And they are the people we could all do without in our daily existence. Door dingers piss me off! You come out of the grocery store to find a dent in your car door with scratched paint. Forget confessing to the crime and leaving insurance information on the windshield. No one is going to do that. For once it would be nice to see a piece of paper under the windshield wiper saying "Oops! Sorry I bumped you." People with a cart full of items going through the express lane piss me off! You have a loaf of bread in one hand and a gallon of milk in the other. The idiot in front of you starts piling their items up onto the counter when the should be in another lane altogether. And they don't even have the common courtesy to let you go first when the see that you obviously have the right to be there when they don't. Drivers talking on their cell phones piss me off! For some strange reason, they think it's safer to talk while going 20 miles per hour in a 40 miles per hour zone. They hold up traffic and don't watch where they're going. Get a hands-free headset, dumbass, or pull over to talk on the phone. Car salesmen piss me off! They talk too fast to hide important information they don't want you to know but are obligated to tell you. They follow you around the car lot like a shadow trying to sell you every single car you stop to look at. Vehicle prices are intentionally left off the window sticker, so you have to deal with this person in case you have questions. If they would just post prices, introduce themselves and tell you to come find them when you're ready to take a spin, they might sell more cars. Litterbugs piss me off! You walk outside to get your morning paper and see that a passerby has thrown a fast-food paper cup out their window and into your begonias. If they're done sipping their soda and don't want the trash in their car, then what makes them think you want their trash in your yard? Go find a garbage receptacle, moron. These are just a few of the people that piss me off. Believe me, there are many more. I wish, just once, I could catch somebody in the act of doing something so stupid. Then maybe they wouldn't do it again. Consideration is key. Would you want this done to you?
Best Buy You can't get a PC from Best (Worst?) Buy without letting them open it up and 'check it out'. As a computer professional, I was pissed. They really wouldn't let me walk out without their 'checkup', even though I wanted to, and was spending $2k on the damn thing. So, I left instead. I got a Dell, dude.
I Hate Pop Star Divas Who Shall Remain Unnamed I really hate those little can't-sing-cuz-I-ain't-got-no-talent-little twits and their make counterparts. They are the reason that real music died. These little canned turds are the reason that my daughter wants to run around in the same kind of clothes that I DO...she's 6 and I'm 34. I can't stand them because all the little girls who are actually little girls in womens' bodies are not just fucking around with my life, my home (through my kids) they are making my life miserable . I AM TRYING TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT AGE IS JUST A NUMBER! AGE IS JUST A FREAKIN' NUMBER AND A WOMAN'S SENSE OF BEING THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH IS MORE BETWEEN HER EARS THAN BETWEEN HER DAMNED BOOBS!!! Of course, I am going to be surgically enhanced soon, too, but that's because I am worth it...and those little slut bags making millions because they look like they know what they are doing are taking away my fun...long live Rock N Roll!!! Down with pop divas!!! I HATE THEM !! DEATH TO THE TEENY BOPPERS!!!! All hail the Queen of the Leather Brigade...
The News Media on Rape Victims Why are they calling Kobe Bryant's victim "THE ACCUSER" instead of the VICTIM - or if necessary - the Alleged Victim!?
Corporate Slut Don't you get really tired of those size four, boob enhanced, short skirt wearing sluts who jump up on the bosses desk with no more brains in their heads than it takes to polish his desk with their asses? While the boss is getting a peek up their skirt, they are getting paid the big bucks while the rest of us are doing the work.
Coach Joe Coach Joe coaches my son. He is 1000 years old and is grim. He has a prissy little wife who brags because after 50 years she doesnt know what off sides is. He doesnt see women, only the males and sons. He loves to support sexism, girls soccer is boring according to him and boys who don't play hard are girls. For six months he has sat my son on the bench while he plays other players, though we moved to the area and my son is as good as most others. He is a shithead because parents are not allowed to talk to this primadona and if they do, they are left on the bench even longer. They use him to develop their pets because they are loyal only to kids in the Catholic schools or high schools they went to in St. Louis. You can watch this kids self concept collapse and watch him begin to believe he is no good. It is a case of male power tripping with no interest in the good of the child or their growth. If you move the kid, he goes to the bottom of the list on another team, a form of hazing. And he sucks and I hope he rots, rots, rots and falls over dead. Thanks for listening. Malicious bitch.
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